December 27, 2012
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DO YOU RESEMBLE THIS REMARK?
Well, I do, sometimes.
I can’t count the number of times I have had to pull my foot out of my mouth! I have never meant to say anything insulting to someone, and I have never meant to be cruel or uncaring with my words, but sometimes, the words just spew out and, SNAP, I’ve hurt someone’s feelings.
I don’t know who this hurts more, the object of my inappropriate humor or me, for the lingering guilt I suffer. I have improved with age, but every once in a while my mouth seems to have a mind of it’s own and attacks when I least expect it.
Now, before I make a global apology, I do want to state that most times the stuff I say is pretty damn funny! But, I have had to learn to soften the blow by an immediate hug after dropping a bomb on the poor unsuspecting person (or quickly leave the room, so my SO, Danny, can explain that sometimes, I go off my meds and can’t be held responsible for my actions.)
Luckily, almost all the people I know can take a joke and get right back at me…which I happen to love! Very few are shocked or angered…at least I haven’t gotten punched out yet! But, there’s always a first time!
So, if posting a comment to you, I happen to hit a nerve, feel free to hit right back. I can take it!
Comments (21)
I’m the same. My foot fits quite nicely in my mouth.
i have a tasty foot.
Yep, I am constantly amazed by what I hear myself saying. I am also amazed there are some people who talk to me anyway!
lol. ok. Btw the tree playing accordian is kind of funny. it has 2 faces.. one in it’s trunk and one in it’s leaves.
At age 79 and being married 57 years, i try not to say much.
I am constantly telling myself to shut up. I never listen.
I have been known a couple of times engaging my mouth before I have started my brain. I have an imaginary sign around my neck that says “You can’t hold anything I do or say against me until 30 minutes after I get up and have my coffee”.
I have that same problem at times but lately I just keep my mouth shut.
No problemo.
I like your humor!!
I’m pretty thick skinned for a mouse… I’ve worked for Shewhomustnotbenamed for 22 years and I doubt you could say anything that would penetrate! hehe! If it is funny I’ll laugh!
It’s pulling it out that gives me a problem.
Thanks for the Rec.@C_L_O_G -
Hmmm….O.K.
@promisesunshine
Yeah, I still have one or two that don’t hang up on me…at least, not too often! @lanney -
Thanks for pointing that out!@Crystalinne -
Very wise man!
@ANVRSADDAY -
Yup, I turn a deaf ear to the voices that speak to me too!
@leaflesstree -
My rule is two cups of coffee or you are at risk!@mommachatter -
Sometimes, you just gotta let those words out.@godfatherofgreenbay -
Thanks!@Grannys_Place -
Ahhh…but does she? Probably, or you wouldn’t have been working for her for so long. @murisopsis -