January 2, 2013
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SEVEN PEOPLE YOU SHOULD NEVER SLEEP WITH!
I was cruising through the Internet, when I came upon this article explaining how it was a bad idea to sleep with the seven people listed below.
#7 – Your Doctor
I don’t know about anyone else; sleeping with my doctor would be the last thing on my mind. I’m too busy worrying how he’s going to be using those strange, silver instruments laid out on the counter, and when he snaps on those plastic gloves, it’s a definite turnoff. Now, I might consider it, if it meant that I didn’t have to wait 45 minutes to an hour after my scheduled appointment to be put in a small room and then wait another 45 minutes before he finally pops in.
#6 – Your Lawyer
I imagine (since I’ve never had a lawyer) that sleeping with one might be dangerous! What if he sues you when you break off the relationship? And, lawyers bill hourly…I don’t think I could afford it!
#5 – Your Boss
I agree, this would be a bad idea. I would worry what my yearly performance review would say! Also, what happens when he gets the hots for the new, young and beautiful receptionist instead of you? Yeah, I smell trouble written all over this one.
#4 – Your Best Friend
I have heard the horror stories of people who slept with their best friend and how it turned ugly! Since, during my life, all my best friends have been female and I am straight; I guess I have nothing to fear.
#3 – Your Employee
Again, not a smart move. You would always have to worry about your employee discussing your performance over coffee breaks with your other employees. This is not conducive to running a smooth operation. And, you would have to write your lover’s performance review. Too risky!
#2 – Your Co-Worker
No thanks. I don’t need someone watching my every move during a workday: who I talk to, who I have lunch with, etc. What happens when the relationship ends and you still have this person watching your every move: who you talk to, who you have lunch with, etc. The risk of workplace sabotage is too high also. Nothing worse than a person scorned!
#1 – Your Relatives
Ok, this would be so wrong…on so many different levels. I don’t think I even need to list the reasons to avoid this. Yuck!
After reading the list, I went and gave Danny a great big kiss and thanked my lucky stars that I don’t have to make the decision of who to sleep with anymore. But, if you find yourself in the position of having to make a decision on sleeping with any of the above…consider yourself warned!
Comments (29)
Any of these is a recipe for disaster.
Yes, definitely dangerous but some people like to live more dangerously (and some have no common sense)
This could be a list of the next 7 stories I should write about.
Since I am adopted, and have no BLOOD relations to my relatives, I might consider sleeping with my sexy male cousin.
I also find it a turn on to sleep with my good looking doctor as well. The bad side of me coming out I’m afraid…
Other than that, I wouldn’t touch the rest of the people you mentioned.
Kinda funny to even imagine sleeping with any of these! I’m glad my bed is occupied by my rock star hubby.
It’s hard to find a good doctor, but at least you can try to find another doctor. There isn’t anything really sexy about the cold waiting room and the uppity way they treat you though.
it’s good that i’m not attracted to any of these… especially most of them are males…
You betcha! Thanks for the Rec…always appreciated!@ascultafili -
I would sleep with any of these people except #3 (my employees will be grad students and that won’t end well) and some of #1 (not into any of my relatives but I have cousins I’m not related to so there’s nothing wrong with it). And I’m proud to say almost everyone I’ve slept with has been #4.
You have a point….probably very exciting in the beginning. But, oh what a price to pay later on! @RushmoreJ -
Go for it! I’ll look forward to reading them.@RushmoreJ -
Well, no mixed DNA problems…can’t blame you!
@armnatmom -
Lucky girl! Mine’s not a rock star but he has been known to rock my world. @Pepin909 -
You have to think about that horrible table they put you on too! How romantic could that be? @TheRealRepublic -
Then you’re safe! @maniacsicko -
Whew…had to go back and look at #4! That’s great that you can maintain a strong friendship with a lover…before and after the relationship ends. Some people have lost their best friends this way, though, and I wouldn’t want to take the risk. @CrumblesAway -
Luckily none of these appeal to me….. phew!!!!
good..I didn’t make the list
Glad to hear that!@SummerLane49 -
Nope…you’re safe!@godfatherofgreenbay -
Yeop, pretty sure that family is a no-no :-/
Especially anyone in my family!@TheGhioniFiles -
Probably a good list of people to avoid sex with, although I too am adopted and could legally have sex with relatives.
Probably a good list of people to avoid sex with, although I too am adopted and could have sex with relatives. Then again, I THINK of them as relatives, so it’s not likely to happen, even if I decide to cheat on my wife.
Yikes! That was a list of people I’d never even consider! hehe! I’m glad I have my husband – I would hate to join the dating scene!
Oh, you are so right! I’m content and willing to let the younger generation play the dating game. Been there, did it, done it! @murisopsis -
…the doctor one could have been interesting but it did not happen LOL.
My doctor is female..so she’s not at risk!@Erika_Steele -
@crankycaregiver - he was a weirdo….he asked me out and then decided I was too young in the same sentence. I said it could have been
interesting
b/c he was a …well a lady doctor.