January 21, 2013
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NEXT TIME YOU ORDER A PIZZA..TRY THIS!
Top 10 Things to Do While Ordering a Pizza 1. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
2. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say “crazy bread.”
3. Put them on hold.
4. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
5. When they ask what you’d like on your pizza say, “Oh, a little of this, a little of that…”
6. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
7. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say “OK. That’ll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window.”
8. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
9. Say it’s your anniversary and you’d appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
10. Terminate the call with, “Remember, we never had this conversation.”
Enjoy your day!
Comments (33)
LOL hahahaha … Oh, thank u for this tips then!
I’ll keep this in mind for sure!
rofl…..these are great. I think I’ll have to try some of these next time I order pizza.
“Oho. You can play this any way you want. Remember: I KNOW WHERE YOU WORK.”
Actually, it’s my son, but I have helped him out in the store he manages and it can be a riot!@we_deny_everything -
Sure to get a laugh…from you or them I’m not sure! Thanks for the rec!@C_L_O_G -
Beware…using these might delay your delivery of your pizza!
@Marica0701 -
Glad you enjoyed…thanks for the rec!@SherryAngeLMysteriez -
@crankycaregiver - I knew that.
@C_L_O_G – I know I’ll laugh. I’ve done some of the elevator ones.
I’d like to think this would make their day =D
number 10 is just great!
too funny thanks for the giggle
me too! Thanks for the Rec!@nov_way -
I’ve got to try #5…and hope they don’t hang up! Thanks for the Rec!@iiidS -
Glad I made you giggle! Thanks for the Rec!@SisterMae -
sometimes when I get a call from a telemarketer I put them on hold and usually what I’ll do is leave the phone up so they can hear everything going on and I’ll sit there doing baby talk with my cats or I’ll start singing.
Oh my, I do not have the nerve to do this, but it is hilarious!
What I’ve always wanted to do is to go to somewhere like McDonalds and order a hamburger without ham just to see how long it would take the person working to get it.
#6. a good one.
I work at a pizza place…I wish people would be that much fun! lol
This sounds like it would make someones job very exciting.
I’m up for it hahahaha
Love it!@godfatherofgreenbay -
Good one!@Rob_of_the_Sky -
I’m afraid I would start giggling!
@Inciteful -
I’ve helped my son out at the pizza store he manages and I hear what you’re saying!@wretched_epiphany -
Or at least give them a smile!@HankleDankle17 -
Let me know how it works out for you! And thanks for the rec!@LKJSlain -
You teach me . I did not know all of those rules to order a pizza ( Probably because I do not eat pizza !!
Love
Michel
Thanks for starting my day with a smile, Michel!@fauquet -
I love #2 on this list, haha!