February 1, 2013
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Grannies in Porn
I was cruising down the internet searching for an appropriate picture to insert in my latest post on aging. I typed in “Grandma Pics” and was horrified at what my search engine produced. Why?
Well, I’ll list just a few that popped up: ”Cool Grandma Sex!” ”Hot Free Granny Pictures! ”Granny Porn Pics!” Are you kidding? And, these sites went on and on, all offering pictures of somebody’s grandmother doing obscene poses for the camera! I didn’t open any of these sites, the descriptions of the content were enough to haunt me to my grave. They make it very clear that these photos are not done in “Playboy Magazine” style, with taste or class.
When did the porn industry run out of young, nubile women to exploit and start enlisting the elderly to promote their sex sites? Are the woman in these pics porn stars who don’t know when it’s time to quit? Or, is there really an audience out there for this type of porn? Lord love a duck, I hope not.
Grandmothers, over the ages, are usually matriarchs of their family and are respected, treasured or considered role models. The grannies in these pics destroy that image and I have no idea what they are thinking when they pose for porn. Do they really need that money to supplement their Social Security checks so desperately? Or, is their fear of aging so overcoming that they resort to the porn industry to feel good about themselves?
Imagine the reading of the will when these Grandmas pass away. ”To my grandson, Robert, I leave my films “Grandma does Dallas, and Behind the Green Door with Granny.”
So, my advice to you is to be very careful of what you type into your search engine when you’re looking for warm, cuddly pictures of Grandmas. You might be surprised at the results!
Comments (60)
Oh there is an audience. Trust me. And… the grannies that do it find it empowering to be wanted by such strapping young lads. I’ve watched documentaries on it because its a fetish of my *cough* husbands.He likes women 50+… I’ve stumbled across a few of his favorites and almost puked.
cracking up… haven’t even thought about googling grannies so I’m wiping tears away from my eyes! Though, there is a serious point here… when mature adults don’t bother being mentors or people you can respect, how are people younger supposed to figure out what is good and what can hurt them? Good judgement is supposed to come with age, but it doesn’t always as your post reminds us!
Oh Dear Gawd!!! This is mind-numbing, I can’t even think.
You can find anything you want if you want it bad enough.
Might want to set your Safe Search to Moderate to cut down on that kind of crap.
I’m speechless……..
I was looking for pics on fat ladies for a task, oh my word I certainly got more than I bargained for! So I am really not that surprised
Good Lord, you are one understanding wife.@xXrEMmUsXx -
Yup, I was sure surprised!@jerjonji -
Me too!
@olwd -
Yeah, but I’m not worried since I don’t open them. I was just shocked to find out they existed!@Roadkill_Spatula -
My first thought was “Wow”, and then “You’ve kidding me right?”@atticusfin -
Yew….imagine geriatric fat ladies? Save us!
@MoonBeam2 -
Oh, dear. I don’t even know what to say.
@xXrEMmUsXx - I’d rather he talk about it and deal with it than struggle secretly with it. It’s not always easy, but its something he’s dealt with since he was very young. Fetishes are bizarre.
Not my thing, naturally, but as long as they’re not coerced into it each to their own I say.
I do often wonder how often innocent internet searches bring up the unexpected for the unsuspecting. There must be billions of raised eyebrows around the world every day.
I remember once in college walking into a gas station in the middle of Little House on the Prairie country and this place was so creepy and there was a magazine stand next to the register and it was all porn and some of the titles were Over 50 Only. Little did I know a friend who was riding with me bought a copy and left it in my vehicle. That was quite a shocker when I got back to my religious school and was cleaning out my backseat.
I must have safe search turned on. Don’t get that garbage like I used to.
This is horrible. Unbelievable to say the least.
the way you look on your profile pic. no one can accuse you of being too sexy..
@xXrEMmUsXx - lol i had to laugh a little at the symmetry of this post and your struggles with johnny as of late. when i read mature i thought late 30s….not late 50s. say it aint so….
Not much to say! Except…yewwwww.
@TheBlondNextDoor -
I imagine there are worse fetishes. I still say, he’s got a great wife! @xXrEMmUsXx -
This is the first time I was flabbergasted by what the search engine came up with! @holeinyoursoul -
Now, that’s funny! @godfatherofgreenbay -
I’m afraid to use safe search since I sometimes research bizarre subjects. This is the first time I got the bizarre without asking for it!
@Inciteful -
If I’m lying..I’m dying! I agree with you..it is bizarre!@ZSA_MD -
Hey, they caught my good side! @locomotiv -
Sadly, the few I listed are but a sampling! @pa1ndpo3t -
@pa1ndpo3t - oh its so…. lol. ironic huh? lol
@crankycaregiver - lol. thanks.
I’ll come out before I start my Xangcation and say that I had a curiosity for oldr women, to an extent… not quite to that extent, though. I wouldn’t go as far as to DOUBLE my age, never mind go for someone 50+. I’m happy with who I’m in love with now, probably more so than I’ve ever been in my life, so that is all a part of my past.
In all fairness, grannies don’t become grandmothers by being the perfect picture of prudence all the time.
I read this and it cracked me up~LMFAO
Its just you and me that aren’t in porn. It seems that way these days. I did a search lately too and I forget what it was but I got some explicit sex pics instead. I did get a warning first, but I didn’t really read it. After getting a page of porn pics, I realized I have to protect my PC a bit better for my son when he uses it. ITs out of control – granny porn. I heard about that this morning. Bizarre!
Curiosity got the best of me and I checked out the grandma porn, and, well, I’m speechless.
Yeah, I always use safe search mode on my web browser. People have weird fetishes…if it exists, someone has probably made porn of it
Or MAYBE, they’re just that comfortable with their bodies. There’s nothing wrong with being 50+ and still feeling sexy enough to show some skin.
I was searching for granny graphics to do a xanga post a while back and got a list of granny porn sites. Not my thing.
Sweet!@WorldWideWatchman -
Gotcha!
@TutelageOfTheMundane -
Thanks for reading! @JamieRich -
I don’t have small kids…but I protect my laptop from the Big Kids.
@eshunt@revelife -
Don’t say I didn’t warn you!
@heart_leigh -
I hear ya!@firetyger -
Hey, nude pics? I got no problem with that! What they’re doing in these poses? But, the descriptions left no doubt these pics were going to be hard porn. No thanks!
Me either! Thanks for the Rec!@Grannys_Place -
There are a lot of people on this planet with a lot of different sexual interests. For that matter a lot of different interests. Like Roadkill_Spatula said, you can find anything…….
I’m not careful what I google but I am careful what links I click when the search results appear.
With Botox and plastic surgery available, grandmothers are getting younger looking.
Unplanned teen pregnancies also mean there are grandmothers who are too young to be one!
I highly doubt it is anything new. There are plenty of young nubile women out there, but shockingly, not all men want the same thing. The internet gives people more access to different kinds of sexual tastes. If those women enjoy it, more power to them.
Once my wife typed in ‘Virgin Mary,’ and was shocked at what came up. lol
Not funny, I know, and my son says that 90% of computer use is for porn. I hope he is wrong.
Grannies are sexual beings and by virtue of being grannies they aren’t virgins.
such granny grabbers are perverts. Now bugger off while I get back to my goat.
hahaha! This cracked me up! So, people really want to look at that stuff, huh? I can’t even imagine. I don’t want to even look at
my
old body, much less someone else’s. YIKES!!!
Oh me too…me too! Thanks for the Rec!@HUMOR_ME_NOW -
@TutelageOfTheMundane - had a good chuckle at your response, Nice one!
@crankycaregiver - It is surprising what the most innocent searches reveal to us grannies he,he
More often than not I head to images first or change the word/ing of my search
@crankycaregiver - it is just pretty awful……. hope your future searches have more pleasant results!
lol. seriously? gosh, i had no idea. guess there is a market for ANY kind of porn these days. i’m glad my late grandmas were never that sort of grandmas. lol…
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